shoulder with the kids

If someone is "shoulder with the kids", it's the opposite of hip with the kids. They're behind the times, lame-o, or droll.
You might be shoulder with the kids if you use the word "droll" and confidently know what it means.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

shoulder with the kids by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

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The Kids

Karen took them

The kids, Karen. They're mine too

The Kids by haha oops June 20, 2019

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putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

putting the kids to bed by Demron September 18, 2008

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Drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a dump. Some people say "dropping the Cosby kids off in the pool". Since the Cosby's are black (brown), and so is shit, it makes perfect sense. The pool represents the toilet.

Be right back, I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by 1mp t3h p1mp May 13, 2005