jew fairy

The magical being that flies to every good jew's house on the first day of Chanuka and, being too jewish, only leaves behind a crappy multi pronged candle. What a Jew.

Damn you stupid Jew Fairy!!!

by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009

jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"

by oo-err August 27, 2008

jew sack

a sack filled with all things jewish.

"do you have a penny so i can put it in my jew sack?"

by StarOfDavid January 6, 2009

hungry jew

he is a very hungry boy that loves raw spaghetti if you give him raw spaghetti he will give you glue

man:hungry jew get me glue
hungry jew: gets glue

by screwdriving\ November 30, 2018

jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.

"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.

The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.

by NNNCO December 8, 2010

Jew Bone

The part of your body that is insanely delighted by bargains.

These sheets were 50 percent off plus I used a coupon and opened a JC Penney credit card so they were only $10.00. My Jew bone is tickled.

by Mahtzo Balz November 22, 2011