Hamburger

A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.

Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤
PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?
by Imjustheretocomplain December 12, 2018
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Hamburger/Hotdog

Hamburger- Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

Hotdog- for the life of me I cannot understand what you’re saying
I can’t believe you think mindy Kaling is hotter than Megan fox, crazy hotdog moment

Yea I just do not get the rules of the game, I think it’s just hotdog for me, might as well give up now

Starbies?
Hamburger, bitch! I just texted Jason for Starbucks money

Hamburger/Hotdog
by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023
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sandy hamburger

Aka when you put the salty sandy meat in some buns
by Sanduh March 10, 2018
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Hamburg

Person 1: should we go to Hamburg for our holiday?

Person 2: who do you think I am?
by Domesticdoggy November 15, 2017
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Hamburger Pants

A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.
Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
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Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025
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Hamburger with the lot

I fucked a girl the other night and I think I got a hamburger with the lot
by Jamesvas September 6, 2018
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