An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango
by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

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by Smobbin 650 October 5, 2021

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
by Nams vs Japs June 14, 2025

by Zelda Jo May 17, 2019

when an individuals buttocks are exposed to the open world. aka when someones booty crack is out you call that california breeze
by lollywolly April 9, 2023
