Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014

candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.

John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.

by ha haaa December 8, 2014

The Cat’s Crack

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...

Those cookies are the cat’s crack!

by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018

booby crack

A woman's cleavage

When she bends forward her booby crack shows!

by mysterlee May 6, 2009

crack spange

To spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. As opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. Often done in the case of needing money for something immediately.

"I am ten cents short for a bottle of snake piss so Im gonna go crack spange on the way to the LQ.

by dave m w May 2, 2011

Rack-crack

The cleft between the jugs of an amply blessed, top heavy, well-made woman.

Man - "Here love, hold me pint while I nip t'bogs"
Wife - "You wot, can't you see I've got me hands full here. Tell yer wot, just pop it in me rack-crack
Man - "Alreet love, well I'll be quick then, I don't want me beer getting warm"

by An-of-the-Warr September 19, 2012

Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009