Swolly Effect

When someone does something so retarded you start to question life.

How did he fuck that up so bad? it's the Swolly Effect.

by lynxist January 25, 2020

Swallow My Pride

She looked at me with dignity, said
"Baby there's one thing you've gotta see
Even though we're headed for war
this nation's prouder than ever before
Yes, there's a sprit in the air
We're more American than anywhere."
Well, I just smiled 'cause I could tell
This little girl's going to hell

All the warmth in her heart can't keep
My blood from running cold
First I fell for her looks
Now I just wanna go for the throat
I tried to tell her a hundred times
This little girl didn't understand at all
Pride comes before a fall

Now I wouldn't mind if you swallow my pride
Make me feel all right, deep inside
Feel all right
Pride comes before a fall

This ain't the summer of love (4x)
I don't know what you're thinking of
This ain't the summer of love

This ain't the garden of Eden
There ain't no angels above
Things ain't what they used to be
This ain't the summer of love

This ain't the garden of Eden
There ain't no angels above
Things ain't what they used to be
This ain't the summer of love
This ain't the summer of fun

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 11, 2020

Swalloween

Celebrated day of atonement for MILFS which parallels 'Halloween'.

Offsets Windows 10 issues, and lends credence to the value of good head.

Based on totally human API.

Last Swalloween, that chick from Oracle ran the house...the database is drained of errors now.

My MILF neighbor goes pro on Swalloween., and I like it.

by s6's brother October 19, 2021

Patato scollop

the act of eating a patato, covered in batter and flatterned out.

Yesterday I ate a patato scollop

by Jayyden June 9, 2009

Second Swallow

(verb) To swallow your food and regurgitate it back up into your mouth to enjoy second servings of what you just ate.

Guy 1: "Do you want seconds?"

Guy 2: "Oh, it's alright. I'm still chewing on my second swallow."

by JessTer062 April 14, 2010

bum swallow

When you are desperate for a shit and and you tighten your anus to pull the shit back in.

-why does he look like that

-oh he just bum swallowed

by Zoogly December 6, 2016

Emma Swallow

A very unique and intelligent girl. She is beautiful and all around a sensitive but sometimes nice girrl who loves making poeple smile if she is not upset.

hi emma swallow

by kissin kate May 12, 2017