Sweaty teddy

When screwing your girlfriend an she asks for stranglehold (choke her ) before she's ready to cum

Hey joe last nite as I was screwing my girl she begged for a SWEATY TEDDY so I choked that bitch as she was ready to cum !!

by Louis the pool guy June 9, 2013

Sweaty Dreams

A dirty way of saying Sweet Dreams

Friend: "Goodnight everyone"

You: "Sweaty Dreams"

by grantypants May 11, 2018

Sweaty betty

The events that transpire after a very fuckin large Bong rip or other hoot of sorts.

(Usually the type of rips that make you cough for 2 minutes straight, make you feel like you just did p90x, and sweat profusely)

“Holy fuck buddy, that rip was a sweaty Betty”

by lightning619 April 18, 2020

Sweaty Gorilla

When a guy busts a nut in a girls face, then rips off his pubes and throws them at her.

Cody totally pulled a sweaty gorilla on Joseph last night at Caz's house.

by mollyDROOLZ April 2, 2009

Sweaty tryhard

A person who’s name is like Todd, Jason, Craig, or Noah who believes they are better at every sport and are drenched in sweat when the finish PE or recess.

You are a sweaty tryhard my guy.

by Quacksomemore May 11, 2019

sweaty omelet

when she pukes on your dick, bro.

Bro 1: This chick was slobbin my knob and she totally gagged, puked on my love, and passed out.
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!

by cockapoose420 September 2, 2010

sweaty vance

the act of recieving a blowjob from a person with overly sized front teeth while taking a crap on a toilet

"Dude that chick that has horse teeth wanted to give me a sweaty vance while i use the toilet."

by Sparkz867 January 1, 2007