Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008

Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

Swanning

The period between when the queen dies, and the next coronation, when all the swans in the UK become fare game in a purge-style event. Local parks become tasty tasty bloodbath, and there's foie gras for all!

Bro, Liz is dead, we going swanning fam? Yes blad, Let me get me garden sheers!

by FoxBear May 20, 2022

Swanning

the week period between royal death and coronation when its legal to hunt and eat swans in the UK

tom and bill decided to go swanning to celebrate the death of the queen

by mithos london May 20, 2022

swanning

swanning is a term synonymous with “chilling” referring to the way swans chill in water.

Person 1: “What were you up to last night”
Person 2: “Not much, just swanning”

by mabwan July 24, 2021