Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008

Swan Reece

A flamboyant gay male that is your best friend in the whole world. Someone you have been through thick and thin with. A Swan Reece is always there for your for whatever reason and in return you help them with their identity crisis and calm them when they’re freaking out about Tom Holland. A Swan Reece is literally the best thing you could ever have, and it’s something you hope to carry to your grave.

“Swan Reece hasn’t texted me lately about his new celebrity crush”

by stinkyratballs May 29, 2021

Grey Swan Guild

The Grey Swan Guild. Is a virtual Think Tank that was formed in 2020 by a group of people around the world responding to large scale events with better tools and better communications to become more resilient. There goal is to make the world a better place through Sensemaking and Futures thinking.

We wanted to join the Grey Swan Guild in order to build out a "GSG Thousand Day Radar" ... it's one of their tools to help access the future and become more resilient. It's like TED but without all the glitz and flash.... It's the 5 weeks not the 15 minutes.

by robtyrie March 29, 2024

Silver Swan

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going

DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper

by DEICER March 27, 2023

Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

Swan

Swan is an amazing teenage boy who loves to play basketball and football, but loves someone else even more. If he finds someone attractive, he will like her always and forever. But break his heart, and he will become a different beast. Swan funny, and will always make you laugh unintentionally.

Swan is such a loveable guy!

by 39kGoldn March 18, 2024

restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket

Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.

by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017