straddler

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.

what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?

by cockstar2 June 29, 2011

Strude

a midgets penis.

"Check out the strude on that midget"

by The mighty Paul April 24, 2009

strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.

Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells

by jake May 4, 2004

strudel noodle

When your dick gets covered in that reddish-pink glaze after sexing up your girl while she's on the crimson tide.

Keith: "Shit, what's all over my dick?"
Becca: "Don't worry babe. It's just my uterus sluffing off its walls, my egg, and your jizz. You've got strudel noodle!"

by smoovie January 21, 2016

cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual

person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.

by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007

strider

When you're running to the bathroom and don't make it on time. Then you get strider all over your legs.

Oh shit. I've got strider on my legs.

by Luka December 17, 2003

Toaster Strudel

When you are fucking a chick in the pussy or ass and you are about to cum, right? so you slap her on the back to make it "toasty" and jizz like a strudel on it

DONT BELIVE THE OTHER ONES tHIS ONE is ROGHT ;)

Last night gave her a toaster strudel and she stained the bed

by MAX PWNS October 26, 2007