Stroked out

When a person is so drunk or drugged up that they appear to be having a stroke.

Or the person is actually having a stroke.

"Fuck me man I was stroked out last night"

"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"

"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."

"Haha.Sacky bobo son"

by Stroked out sexual predator August 4, 2009

strident

Obnoxiously loud, or cacophonous, "in your face" noise.

Damn, that biatch is strident.

See: Battle Toads

by talldude88 March 14, 2009

stode

when you've had enough hits of weed and are really high or blown. you wanna stay at that level of highness.. you're "good"

dude, i'm so stode.

by C&JR May 7, 2011

Ego Stroker

Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.

Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.

by ShopGirl07 June 21, 2010

Strobel Move

The 'Strobel Move' or 'Strobeling' (verb, adj) is an act of complete craziness, drunken antics, stupidity, and/or foolishness that often leaves people's minds blown. To perform this move means that you are a dumbass and are probably a douche. In the end 'Strobeling' only hurts you and can get you arrested with consequences you can't fathom. During the day this person can be a quiet and 'shy' person, but by night...the hellraiser comes out with their 'Strobel move'

Ex: "Hey man did you hear what happened?"
- Yeah that guy stole a cat and started fighting with his roommate, he pulled a Strobel move!"

"Who the fuck pissed in my room?"
- Must've been that guy...he's been Strobeling hardcore'

by DaSauceBoss November 24, 2013

Stroker Strike Force

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.

I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017