Shrek

A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.

Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...

by generalofnerdia March 10, 2018

Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018

Shrek

the god himself

shrek is not drek, for he is the ogrelord

by Lord Succwad September 4, 2018

Shrekpian

A person who loves and knows a lot about shrek. Sort of like how a thespian loves and knows a lot about theater.

“Man, I was talking to some uncultured swines who didn’t know shrek 5 was coming out in 2019. If they were true Shrekpians they would know better.”

by JandrewCreator November 25, 2018

Shrek Hands

When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.

James has hella "Shrek Hands".

Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.

James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.

by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is a slang word for The Christian Bible.

Did you see the new version of Shrek?

by Shrektile December 18, 2018

shreklets

Shreks babies.

shreklets made babies

by shrek887625 April 30, 2019