fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 09, 2021

Zesty veggie straws

When veggies straws get a dumpy and become so zesty they make a new flavor

Have you tried the new Zesty veggie straws there so good and make me zesty

by Sensible Portions June 03, 2023

straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

by OrbThesela December 29, 2007

veggie straw

when you suck the dirt form into between someones toes with a straw

wanna veggie straw later babe?

by its442rightnow August 11, 2021

veggie straws

kys

eat some veggie straws nigg

by dick ass queef October 07, 2022

Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act

All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns

by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024