gas station vibe

Super chill, cool to hang around

I like your energy, you give me gas station vibes

by AngeJune November 2, 2022

gas station boy

A rather crusty man that you may find at a gas station smoking or buying cigarettes. He will most likely steal your heart and then leave you for a goth bitch with big titties.

Person 1: "Oh he's cute"
Person 2: "Girl what? He is crusty"
Person 1: "Did you forget I liked gas station boys?"
Person 2: "Ah. Yes. Gas station boy."

by hansel. hand soap. hazel. January 17, 2023

check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money

I have more money than you check the statistics

by YaTmull January 25, 2018

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019

Honest GAME station

A YouTube channel ran by a snake and playing card they review shit and it varies in quality.

Honest GAME station is the greatest youtube channel on youtube.

by cj2002in02 March 11, 2022

statistical unicorn

The term for an event, happening or situation that's commonly accepted to be true, but actually exists infrequently or not at all.

Politicians spend a lot of time arguing about how tax hikes will ruin small business owners, but the increases only apply to those making over $250,000/year and the median amount an owner of a small employing business draws from his/her firm in a year is about $72,500. In fact, 6 percent earn less than $12,500 and only 5 percent earn $250,000 or more.

Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.

by pilla naty February 4, 2010

statistically speaking

These words usually come out of an arrogant big shots mouth as they are trying to capture people's attention. The statement is based on facts from previous years.

Statistically speaking the economy of the US will be due for another recession and housing market crash soon.

by JoeyBomm June 22, 2020