Getting Strange

Sexual or romantic entanglements that do not match the (generally more conservative) expectations of your friends and family. Sex obtained 'on the down-low.'

"My wife is constantly re-inventing herself. Personally, I'm all for it - means I'm always getting strange."
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"Hey man, where were ya on tuesday?"
"Oh, y'know. 'Getting Strange.' What'd I miss when I was out?"

by Consensus March 16, 2012

stranger hands

When a guy sits on both of his hands till they go numb and continues by beating off his pecker. Ths gives the sensation that a stranger is jacking you off.

Whoa!!! that was crazy i just did ths thing called stranger hands and it really works.

by the famonkey monster February 26, 2007

the stranger

latin: peregrinus
Almost all men and women masturbate either sitting or lying down, making this solo move a natural way to spice up a private half hour. Sit or lie on top of the hand you normally masturbate with, dramatically reducing the blood flow in your arm. For men, once you've lost feeling in that hand, dab on some lubricant and begin to masturbate. Women can start with fingers or a toy--the choice is yours. With no no sensation in your hand (but feeling everything down south), you can imagine getting frisky with a mysterious partner--who just happens to know exactly how you like it!
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I haven't had a partner for some time. And I never had the money or desire to invest in sex toys or call girls. The stranger really is the next best thing to getting it for real.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010

don't be a stranger

be sure to come back soon. holla

dont be a stranger we kickin it friday 10pm

by Floresita September 19, 2003

Dr. Strangelove Syndrome

wtf!
caused by a blow to the frontal lobe or a stroke , this weird syndrome makes the victim do unwanted hand moves e.g. the hand slabs , grabs the wayward hand!..
called after the scientist's Nazi saluting spree in the film Dr. Strangelove.

also called : alien hand syndrome, anarchic hand..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

hermione stranger

performing 'the stranger' whilst watching a harry potter movie

jay; dude have u seen that bird in harry potter

kris; yer man i always do the old hermione stranger over her

jay; same man id smash her backdoors in!

by jamie mc October 19, 2008

mega stranger

sexual act; just as soon as you have realized your hand has fallen asleep, you go outside and run up to every woman you see and introduce yourself to each one using your still-numb hand, and ask them if they'll agree to give you a hand J with it. It is proper, but not necessary, to state that there is a time limit of around 3-4 minutes, as numb hands don't last forever. A nearly impossible act, they are highly regarded as one of the rarest and most respected forms of sexual contact between a guy and a girl.

~Jim has just awakened to find his left hand has gone completely numb~
Jim: OH fuck yea!!
~runs outside, approaches Jenny~
Jim: Hey girl I'm Jim, I like kick boxing, I drive an 88 Mazda RX7 and I have a dog named English, you wanna help me crank one out?
Jenny: Nice to meet you Jim. Me llamo Jenny and of course I'll jack you one.
~Jim instates the Time Limit Clause~
Jim: Fukkin sweet, but I should let you know you've got about 3 minutes to pump one off.
~Jenny takes note of the kind gesture~
Jenny: Well we'd better get going *wink*

~Jim has just executed the nearly non-existent Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009