Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009

dash stache

The little patch of hair that women leave right above the mons pubis after waxing/shaving the rest of their pubic region bare.

"His girlfriend's ticklish dash stache did not stop him from giving her a night of oral that she would never forget."

by Bobbie Cocker March 16, 2010

stache

a courageous adolescent hailing from isolated Marin Country, characterized by his persistent efforts to grow facial hair.

Have you seen Stache? I think he skipped school again...

by GodfatherPart4 January 4, 2015

pedro sanchez stache

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite

Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends

by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009

Milwaukee Milk 'Stache

When a girl presents her face for you to nut on and you get her upper lip and spread it into the shape of a milk mustache with your penis

I gave her a Milwaukee Milk 'Stache then totally passed out!

by captainviking July 28, 2009

soochie

Soochie is another name for A Cigarette

I need to smoke another soochie.

by Anjolie April 28, 2006

Stiche

Manner of speaking in which an "anti-brusher" aka "tooth denier" aka "odor-achiever" aka "alt-reality purveyor" (these terms are used interchangeably) in an attempt to avoid directly answering a direct question, uses excessive idioms and cliches to communicate their version of truth.

Me: Steve, do you have my money?
Steve: I had to run in circles with the bank and they were going around their elbows to get to their assholes to give me mine. Let's circle back to it and I'll let you know.
Me: That is such a "stiche."

by G6berry January 2, 2019