stacy

Saltiest person you will ever meet

"Have you talked to her yet?"
"Yea dude Stacy is so salty."

by pimpdaddy1011 January 24, 2017

Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

by Kezi December 13, 2014

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

Slapyates

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 1, 2009

Stapleface

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.

John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."

by St.Crispin September 1, 2010

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

Stacy

Her mom has got it goin on

"Stacy's mom has got it goin' on"

by isaidnah April 12, 2018