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Stanley Steamer

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.
by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018
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Stanley

Stanley is a town in County Durham filled with massive scruffs and chavs. The leader of the town is a man called Jake Richmond. His rules are that everyone aged 5+ must smoke 40 cigs a day and drink dark fruits in the local woods. Jake Richmond also has other traditions, such as stealing bikes, cars and blue WKD. Stanley is for the roughs, toughs and scruffs.
Never ever enter Stanley, it’s a shithole.
by Gocker January 19, 2019
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Stanley Whiffer

You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴
In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤
by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019
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Stanley

A dump near Consett well known for druggys, alcoholics, and people stealing your car doors and your shoelaces
Stanley = shit hole
by Bitch lasagnaa March 30, 2019
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Stanley Steamer

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.
Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.
by Perry Jex June 2, 2019
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When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"
by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019
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Stanley

the world's cutest dog, always friendly and playful!!
will do anything for his owner, including stealing her socks :)
fluffly booboo
faithful and loya, scared of lightning but really brave!!
Person 1: Wow, your dog is so cute!!
Person 2: Thanks, his name's Stanley!
Person 3: cookiesssss
by psycho emo October 18, 2019
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