Squirrel Bait

1) woman who are fucking nuts!

2) an attractive woman who happens to be nuts / crazy

Karl: "Man, that bitch is super hot, I'm going for it"

DR. Fishstick: "Karl, not only is she squirrel bait, she is spilt milk." "You need to quit drinking!"

Karl: "Squirrel bait?"

Dr. Fishstick: "Ya, Dude she's fucking nuts!"

by cheese4green September 20, 2011

dirt squirrel

a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.

Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.

"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."

or

"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."

by New Country Mornings May 21, 2016

squirrelly

1.having the attributes of a squirrel. Acrobatic, sneaky,probably up to no good in a good way. Zen tweaking ninja.
(not to be confused with "weaselly" or the "tweaking" of pigeons)
2. probably deliberate, wack spazzy strangeness

You see that kid Robot, the one with his bare feet hangin' outta the airduct, trying to sneak into the principal's office, the one singing Christmas carols? Dude's friggin' squirrelly!

by roger January 27, 2004

squirrelly drip

When a foxy girl with a huge baz on her period lets it drip off the hairs into a guys mouth

That sick fuck Tom let that bird give him a squirrelly drip last night.

by Oogle Boogle April 27, 2006

squirrel

A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment

Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.

by Red Squirrel January 4, 2004

squirrel jaws

When you have crammed your pole so far down a bitch's throat, she has a nut in each cheek.

The drunk bitch that was sucking my dick at the party never expected to get the squirrel jaws as I was shooting my cock juice.

by Rob MFK August 12, 2006

Squirrel Aids

Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.

Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.

However this will cure most nut allergies.

Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?

Man 2: Do you mean sex?

Man 1: Why yes, I do.

Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"

Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.

Man 2: What a tragedy.

Man 1: Indeed.

by squirrel rape February 22, 2012