Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

by Eric Hollerbach April 21, 2007

Spunk

Dried cum

"Oh shit! I still have spunk on my bed from last night!"

by Kevin Mac is tha Man October 3, 2017

spunk

spunk is thick cum

I sucked my cadet roomie's dick and swallowed his spunk!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

spunk bubble in shit dust

a derogatory term for the remnants found after a good go up the wrong 'un, (think the greenhouse scene in scum)

"JESUS CHRIST" cried Barry woefully, releasing last nights spunk bubble in shit dust

Mary only realized her son was a gay when in the course of changing his sheets, she revealed an arse droplet of spunk bubble in shit dust

by geoff peas November 9, 2007

spunk

That which is released onto a whore's face at the moment of Orgasm.

I pulled out and and drained spunk all over Jenny's face and the ho was NOT expecting it. great sight really.

by Daragh "Innit" Mc Guinness September 20, 2008

spunk cannon

slang for an erect penis

albus fired his spunk cannon straight into minerva's mouth.

by HRH sara August 26, 2005

Spunk Skip

A women with Zero self esteem who just accepts the fact that blokes are going to unload any extra qwem floating around their sacks into her stinking pouch like the dirt she obviousley is

That Courtney is a proper spunk skip

by Mrlemon September 28, 2011