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Screw finger

The action of putting your index finger up somebody’s butt hole and spinning them round similar to how you would with a basketball
Hey man, did you see that kid!? He got the screw finger dog!
by Thekidriddler69 August 29, 2021
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Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.
James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!
by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017
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grub screw

Going home for lunch and having sex instead of your grub aka food
Did you go home for a grub screw
by Madaboutmoos October 25, 2017
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The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.
Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?
by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011
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theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal
Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021
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Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe
*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"
by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015
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I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.
I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021
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