(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.
"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
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"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
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Spontanaeity fun choredom
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Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.
Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.
Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.
Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.
These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =
Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.
Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.
Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.
These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =
by j_clark135 October 15, 2010
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The woman is so spontangily. I would like to date her, I can almost see, taste, hear, smell and feel her yet she is so far away.
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You would use this word to describe a situation wherein you are, for example, at one second enjoying a pleasant conversation and washing your feet in the shower and the next thing you know all of your fleshy bits are out and someone has you bent over the soap dish. This sudden burst of nakedness could be a testament to the one removing your clothing (they are very smooth and have you from done-up to undone in 3.5 seconds). Or it could simply be gaps in memory related to alcoholism that prevent you from remembering the awkward fumbling that actually did take place. 11/10 times it will be the latter.
Spontanudity is majestic and satisfying in inexplicable ways and has been scientifically proven to make sex seem 127% better than it might otherwise be.
However, poorly executed attempts at spontanudity can result in an irrecoverable loss of pride and lifelong social shame.
You would use this word to describe a situation wherein you are, for example, at one second enjoying a pleasant conversation and washing your feet in the shower and the next thing you know all of your fleshy bits are out and someone has you bent over the soap dish. This sudden burst of nakedness could be a testament to the one removing your clothing (they are very smooth and have you from done-up to undone in 3.5 seconds). Or it could simply be gaps in memory related to alcoholism that prevent you from remembering the awkward fumbling that actually did take place. 11/10 times it will be the latter.
Spontanudity is majestic and satisfying in inexplicable ways and has been scientifically proven to make sex seem 127% better than it might otherwise be.
However, poorly executed attempts at spontanudity can result in an irrecoverable loss of pride and lifelong social shame.
Boring girl: My boyfriend and I made some sweet, tender love last night in a bed covered with roses. How romantic!!
Cooler girl: Stop speaking now. That sounds simply attrocious and I feel very sorry for you. I had a great night out with the mates which culminated in a passionate bout of spontanudity
Boring girl: My sex life is a joke.
Cooler girl: Stop speaking now. That sounds simply attrocious and I feel very sorry for you. I had a great night out with the mates which culminated in a passionate bout of spontanudity
Boring girl: My sex life is a joke.
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