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shittingly

An adverb used to dramatically explain how impactful to your bowels the situation was, is, or will be...
Ex1.:
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.

Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
by RocketJohn August 27, 2008
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Snitting

1. The Act of Sneezing while one is on the throne.
2. Snitting can also occur when one is walking and accidentally drops a load on him or herself.
(Snitting is very dangerous and should only be left to professional Snitters Such as Sol Black)
1. Sol was sitting taking a dump and he sneezed causing a turd to exit his anal cavity at supersonic speed.
2. i was using the restroom and i sneezed, so i was "Snitting".
by VivaMexico++ April 10, 2010
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Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.
*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."
by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012
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shitting where we eat

A common phrase that has been expanded to refer to humankind who continues to destroy the earth, thereby figuratively shitting on where we eat and live.
We need to awaken ourselves to the individual consequences of our daily actions and stop ourselves from making the easy choices; let’s stop shitting where we eat!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
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A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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Shitting bricks

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.
by Phaedrus3rd May 2, 2014
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Sitting In The Gaff

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."
by MC Monty July 1, 2020
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