Edward Sparkle-Hands

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.

Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."

by betotrooba August 29, 2022

Girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

A group of middle school girls who will beat your ass so bad

boy 1: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad isn’t real
The squad: *GIRLBOSS SLAM*
Boy 1: AHAHAHAHAH

by peach cookie December 16, 2021

sparkle

v. To perform fellatio on men.

"Jenna Jameson sure can sparkle."
"Edward, you sparkle."

by Pythagorus July 4, 2012

Sparkle

Verb: The act of throwing or applying glitter to someone or their clothes

1.) Bro, why do you look like you came from a first grade art class?

2.) Dude, Veronica totally sparkled me.

by ??_?? November 27, 2011

sparkle

1. to appeal to others
2. what people like me want to name their kid

"Hey, that dude sparkles."
"Sparkle, pick this crap up."

by Catherine C. May 26, 2006

Sparkle

v. To act like an emo or an angst, to believe to be unloved and not cared for. Derived from the movie Twilight were the gay emo vampires sparkle in the sunlight.

Tina: OMG! NOONE LOVES ME!!!!
Me: Stop sparkling or cut yourself in a corner, eitherway, I don't care, as long as you don't sparkle

by Spingy SPINGY! February 20, 2010