A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.
The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.
The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.
"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress
"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"
"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"
"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"
"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"
by LordBuns August 30, 2017
Get the Spark-a-larkmug. by Grrrlilla April 13, 2021
Get the Sparking placemug. Put a little Spark to that work and see what you can get done
A little Spark is all you need
Spark it up
A little Spark is all you need
Spark it up
by KydraTheRapHydra December 18, 2021
Get the Sparkmug. 
by pringleprangle May 27, 2019
Get the abby sparkesmug. by Stormyowo May 21, 2019
Get the Melanie Sparkmug.