When you take Germ-X, or something else sanitary on your finger then wiping it across someones face like a mustache.
Austin: What the heck was that?!
Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!
Austin: Dont you ever do that again!
Bucky: Ok but i will!!
Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!
Austin: Dont you ever do that again!
Bucky: Ok but i will!!
by ashray456 June 28, 2010
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by AshDrea May 21, 2010
Get the Semen Sanchez mug.When a man uses the top of his ear to rub the end of a womans anus after she has just shit. He then rubs the discharge on a friends upper lip because he was probably watching anyways. "dirty piglet Sanchez"
My girlfriend doesn't know it, but she is going to get a piglet Sanchez for valentines day. My boy will be in the closet.
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Ryan: Yeah, and she had the hiccups too
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Ryan: Hells yeah
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Ryan: Hells yeah
by Got Money N. Hoez March 6, 2011
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Get the Sanctimonious mug.Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.
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