bare safe

Extremely good , more than safe. An agreement.

Yeh bare safe you get me.

by Fartknights March 22, 2007

Safe Guy

A guy who takes the position of 'boyfriend' to save a girl from random creepers in a social setting.

Girl- "Hey, thanks for saving me from that wierd guy. Didn't enjoy him hitting on me"
Guy friend- "No problem, I'm your safe guy so you can count on me"

by hollahollawewt March 29, 2009

Soviet Safeway

A really bad supermarket characterised by poor produce selection and long lines at the check out.

Homeboy: If we gonna drink tequila we need to stop at the store and get some limes.

Dude: Just don't pull into the Soviet Safeway there is no way they got any!

by oldbull September 6, 2010

safe place

you mean niall horan

X: what is your safe place? me: niall horan!!

by nelloxisxmine July 12, 2021

There Are No Safe Spaces

What the homeless guy said to me before he bent me right over. and Noah flipped out his phone.

AHH NOAH WHY
HOMELESS MAN:THERE ARE NO SAFE SPACES

by sachadergrosse January 18, 2019

safety safe

A place where nothing can happen to you when you use drugs such as acid. the sofa is always a safety safe

My friend semore was on acid and he thought the plant was a monster atacking him. it was saying "feed me semore". i had to wrap him in a blanket and explain that monsters couldnt penatrate a blanket.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.

by who gives a crap March 22, 2008

Safeway Shit Syndrome

A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.

Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!

Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!

by zar21 March 23, 2011