Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

sober sully

When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.

Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY

by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

Sober Karakat

Sober Karakat is when ur dick itches hard so u pull it out. Cause of this basic hygiene, if u don't wipe ur ass it will extend till ur dick. First signs: black and stinky penis

Mark: Bro i got Sober Karakat, i don't know how to piss now

by Изи википедия June 11, 2023

atlanta sober

like california sober, but with delta 8

"I don't do pills, I'm Atlanta sober"

by atlanta sober March 14, 2023