Snarffums

A ridiculous, yet adorable nickname to give your significant other, typically followed by declaring your other " Warffums "

Sometimes can be put together to form 'Snarffywarffums".

Robert: "You're my little Snarffums!"
Suzannah: "And you're my Warffums!"

by Jigglypuff Warffums July 10, 2012

snarf

(verb)
To devour or eat rapidly; to ingest in short order.

"Holy crap! You straight snarfed that whole pizza down in like, two seconds!"

by shomeurghost November 12, 2014

Snarf

When a person laughs and then starts sneezing while they are laughing.

AND/OR
Can also sometimes mean a sneeze that induces an accidental fart.

"She snarfed mid sentence.. it was hilarious" LOL

by JoeyLastName January 6, 2015

Snarf

1) (noun) to expunge any bodily fluid in the face of a romantic interest
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti

Dude, did you hear about Visconti? He snarfed in that girls face while making love.... got cockblocked by John Candy

by theREALBags June 6, 2015

Snarf

A grown man and or women who while in the bathtub has the uncontrollable urge to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.

"Godo has the worst shit breath, he must have a secret "snarf" obsession"!

by Tony-The_Tiger March 8, 2017

Snarfy

Rude, sarcastic, angry, impatient, defensive...

Fred got really snarfy with me today when I mentioned that he still owes me money...

by Ironozzy July 11, 2018

Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018