Solid Snake Poo

When your dump is one, long piece. It exits the anus and enters the water swiftly and silently, allowing you to sneak away from the crime scene.

I think Donovan just left a solid snake poo. It's looking at me menacingly from the toilet, but he's nowhere to be found!

by tagmasta June 17, 2011

laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017

Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in

Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked

by silent snakes July 27, 2019

rad as a snake

a hightended level of raddness

That party on the weekend was rad as a snake

by alli_sucks March 2, 2009

Snaked out

A person that has done something grimey. or a snich

Man shorty snaked out.

by enyell June 10, 2008

Corn Eyed Butt Snake

A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.

Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.

by Julio Mundo March 25, 2008

Carpet snake

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

by rebeccah January 23, 2007