A canine that is a mix of Doberman, Rotteweiler, Pit Bull, (and maybe Boxer, Bloodhound and Pointer)
by Snark Master December 3, 2010
Get the SNARK mug.Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
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1) To be as rch10007 on the famous Max-Zuke forum.
2) The internet equivalent of a ankle-biter dog.
3) To interject random humor, sarcasm or unintelligible statements, never relevant to the discussion at hand.
1) To be as rch10007 on the famous Max-Zuke forum.
2) The internet equivalent of a ankle-biter dog.
3) To interject random humor, sarcasm or unintelligible statements, never relevant to the discussion at hand.
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