smarterchild

utterly pointless and obnoxious robot

SmarterChild: Chickens are birds! What can you tell me about chickens?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?

by youpolkamydot April 20, 2006

Smarterchild

An Instant Messaging Bot that has the IQ and general knowledge of a sponge.

AK says:
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?

AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.

by AK45 August 4, 2008

smutter

to use profane language under one's breath so those nearby can not hear you!

When he saw her with another girl he began to smutter.

by Ekim Neillad October 20, 2009

Shatter

The ugly mess that coats the inside of the toilet bowl when you have to go to the bathroom so bad that you fart and defecate in unison as soon as you take your seat. (Sh*t/Splatter)

I had to go to the bathroom so bad that it took three flushes to clear the shatter from the bowl.

by Juan Pescador September 24, 2019

Smarterchild

A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.

Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.

by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008

Smarterchild

The robot that is great to talk shit to on MSN

me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.

me says (4:25 PM):
do u?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.

me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.

by fredrick homo January 25, 2009

smarterchild

A bot from MSN and AIM that doesn't make sense

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

me:
i dont understand you either

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.

by smarterchildpssh November 6, 2008