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Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
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sloth buddy

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.
by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019
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Sloth

She's worse than a Thot she's a Sloth
by EPICDADDY May 22, 2019
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Slothing

Honey you were really slothing in bed last night!
by McBady June 20, 2014
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sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
by natahoe666 September 1, 2016
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slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.
'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'
by takemymedicine June 25, 2018
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