Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight

Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later

by Random 7 March 2, 2018

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E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 8, 2019

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sloth queen

Hail satan!!

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!

by Blaa-blaa May 19, 2016

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Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies

1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

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This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16

The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth

by Horny toddler May 5, 2020

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