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sloth texter

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter
by Kk that girl March 2, 2017
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Sloth

A sloth is used to describe someone who is very kind, chill, and doesn't give a damn about what other people say. These types of people are very friendly, and are know for their special ability to see the good in even the most bleak situations.
"Dude... Jerry is a very kind Sloth!"

"How do you know?"

"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."

"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."
by Softestsloth420 June 22, 2025
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Sloths

Sloths are animals who live in the dense Amazon rain forests who eat leaves and move very slowly.
"I like sloths."
by Slothina August 15, 2020
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Sloth

A person who climbs onto someones wood slowly due to them doing better.
Aye bro you see Josh hop on the Browns bandwagon after they acquired new talent.

Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.
by "GXD" July 27, 2019
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Sloth

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Charlotte sloth

A very slow creature with long greasy hair but a good figure
"Why is she walking so slow?"
"She must be a charlotte sloth"
by Slothyslothgirl April 16, 2025
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Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.
Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019
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