social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 6, 2024

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E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 8, 2019

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Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies

1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

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sloth queen

Hail satan!!

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!

by Blaa-blaa May 19, 2016

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wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

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sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks

Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras

by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017

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