The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

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Submissive Impregnable Male

Used in a bdsm context towards men with a kink to be bred and men with wombs

"He is such a sim... I just want to do unspeakable things to him <3 "

by Allie Fisher July 28, 2025

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Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

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Sim

Playable characters in The Sims that have gauges for bladder, hunger, energy, fun, social, and hygiene.

forgot to check on my Sim, and now they're in desperate need of a bathroom break!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

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Ruben Sim

Edgy kid in a body of an adult. Hates furries like it's his job thinking that all of them are groomers and zoophiles, even if there is no evidence about that. Most of his audience loves to doxx and harass such people as: minorities, people of color, trans people, people who don't like Ruben and of course furries.

Twitter user 1: Hey I don't think that Ruben Sim is a pretty cool guy!! I think he must cool down a bit about furries and-
Twitter user 2(Ruben fan): EWWWW, YOU'RE A FURRY!!! I'M DOXXING YOU AND SENDING YOU CP, GORE AND NAZI EDITS!!!!

by TakeTheLDamn June 10, 2024

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Great, short friend who will never leave you and you can trust. She will be toxic in a kind way and will be there for you when needed. Not always school smart but makes up for it in many other fields. One of the best friends youll ever meet

Thats sim

by Whaduppitsme July 10, 2024

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