Schrodinger's Imbecile

People that have an complex mind function and are capable to express profound philosophy or knowledge, but also the most stupid things and jokes. At same time. You only will be able to differentiate at the moment them open their mouth and say something... Which can be an utmost reflection very useful and pertinent, or a completely stupid bullshit or even a completely stupid bullshit that can express an useful thought.

He's a schrodinger's imbecile. You will never know what can come from what he will say.

by Gordão August 30, 2023

schrodinger’s feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.

That Schrodinger’s Feminism is very effective in getting me off work.

by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023

Perv Shading

The act of observing a member of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on your preference) via a pair of highly reflective shades so as to hide ones intentions.

Joe was perv shading with his aviators that he found at the festival.

by JoeGaudet August 29, 2008

shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

Friend-shading

The act of shading or talking badly about a close friend, to someone else. Most probably because they're acting stupid.

"Not to be friend-shading, but Lilly was a total bitch yesterday."

by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020

Schrödinger's Pussy

An old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. The theory goes... A man walks into a bar and sees a sexy bitch in the corner. Until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. Therefore we can assume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. Highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. The final argument is as such, by approaching the "sexy bitch", he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. Either he gets laid or he doesnt.

Guy 1: Damn! Look at shorty in the corner.

Guy 2: Go talk to her!

Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.

by Yinny June 19, 2013