Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

by aman13 August 1, 2010

aggressive shopping

To be invited and partake in a mass looting spree.:-Refers to the summer craze that swept England during August 2011.Participants were sent a Blackberry message that when read caused an impulsive urge to take to the streets at night and break,enter and rob from sports,clothes and electrical stores.Also known as "Supermarket Sweep" and not to be confused with "Revolution"

Me:-You get the messege blood
You:-Yeah.20 of the man's dem tooled up an ready to do some aggressive shopping on Dixons tonight!

by GeemanUK August 14, 2011

eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

Pirate Shopping

When you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally.

Dewayne went to Best Buy to do some pirate shopping.

by BigBad June 9, 2007

Cry Shopping

Browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.

Ooh Look at this bacon flavored gum! And this touchscreen monitor! And this Android tablet! And this iPhone case! And this cool t-shirt! And these awesome pants! And all of these amazing clothes! And these gadgets! Let's put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgFUCK! MY TOTAL IS $12,587
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.

by yo niqqa yo August 1, 2011

bathroom shopping

Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.

Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!

by shy bowels December 21, 2006

window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.

Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?

by pb phoot September 13, 2009