Smegmabite

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

Smegmabite

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects. The substance is cheese-like and has a pungent yet intriguing smell and taste.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

Smegma

Crusty white shit on ya dick that smells like raw sewage and two homeless men throwing shit at each other

Damn bruh he got smegma

by Xx_sadboy200_xX July 3, 2021

shmeglarp

The sexual act of a Icelandic flag poll up your ass

Dan - “did you hear about Chris’s bleeding ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he got shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

shmeglarp

When you get a Icelandic flag pole shoved up your ass

Dan - “did you hear what happened to Chris’s bloody ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

shmeglarped

When you get a Icelandic flag pole shoved up your ass

Dan - “did you hear what happened to Chris’s bloody ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

Shmermaner

A word to describe your feelings regarding a moment or situation you seek to escape from and seek space dark and dramatic to be alone. The opposite of “everybody move, I’m gay”

“Could you expound on what you mean?”

“I could, but like… shmermaner”

by Shidank Dinako September 3, 2021