shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.

dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.

by random edgy as fuck emo teen June 24, 2019

Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 24, 2019

Shlurk

An awkward but really funny catchphrase people use to get girls.

*Markus was at the dance and he saw Jennifer, the hottest girl in 11th grade, so he came up and decided to use a shlurk*
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating

by Theory42 June 27, 2019

Shlurg

A shlurg is when u N U T all over someone's face

Johnny: mmmmh I'm bout to cum

Mom: *barges into the room*

Johnny: *gets scared* AHHHHH *shlurges* allover moms face

Mom: *licks the N U T off*

by Shlurger July 12, 2019

shlut

a Russian slut

“you are a giant Russian shlut “
Chloe is a giant Russian shlut

by big slut period March 18, 2020

Shlump

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Shlumpa

Sleep

I'm about to go shlumpa

by Dortyy June 24, 2020