shifting out

You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.

"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"

by Bananahannah February 2, 2015

skin shift

Prolapse rectum skin that can transfer from the rectum to the penis to create penile elongation. Essentially it’s a back and forth slinky effect from rectum to penis.

Whenever I want an extra few inches, all I gotta do is skin shift my butthole into my penis.

by That Wench November 21, 2017

suicide shift

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

by androidlesbo April 23, 2015

info shift

-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour

dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Doug shift

A person who leave work hours early.

You’re leaving work at 5 instead of 7? That’s a Doug shift.

by Mr3fiddy April 16, 2023

tweaker shift

When a meth fiend works continuously for several days followed by a long crash.

Probably won't see Ed for a couple of days, he's working the tweaker shift.

I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.

by El Sadado January 3, 2013

shift tins

Excessive drinking, drinking a lot of beer in a sitting

Bloody hell that bloke can shift tins!

by Dnmasala June 4, 2019