Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.

"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."

by JJamie March 1, 2014

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sheep gill

Cheap Thrilling, the act of going online with the sole intent of pursing virtual sexual pleasure with another person.

Rey: Hey Amar whose that girl?
Amar: Who? Laura? She's just a sheep gill.

by HermesFl February 16, 2014

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oj sheep

When you jerk off a sheep while drinking orange juice.

person 1: Wanna go oj sheep?
person 2: Heck yeah

by sexbot83638 December 11, 2017

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One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.

He may be dressed like a dirt sheep but that coat sure is a lady slayer.

by kittenlover69 May 9, 2011

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Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015

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counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

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