Getting on methamphetamine's or ice to lose large amounts of weight because you are a fat lazy cunt that cant be fucked working out when you can just hit the pipe.
" Have you seen Stacey recently?"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"
by Some douchefagio October 14, 2014
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by trapplorddnayy January 13, 2014
Get the shardei mug.The act of defecation by a Deep Sea Diver no less than 15 minutes prior to Sup checks before entering a Hyperbaric Chamber or conducting diving operations. To prevent contamination and discomfort to others inside an enclosed space with foul human bodily fluids, fumes and major shits (I.e farts/gas/bubbleguts)
Doc forgot to take a shardin and 30 minutes into the dive he had to go while two other divers where in the chamber.
You better take your Shardin!!
Yo, you shardin yet?
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Yo, you shardin yet?
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by KDSA November 6, 2015
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Get the Shearing mug.A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.
Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011
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