Shardatage 

1. The Sheer Peek of Coolness
2. A work to be used to describe akward silences or lack of words

1. "wow Cat and Tom are so Shardatage"
2. "As i met her ex boyfriend there was a real shardatage moment.

Shardatage by Munk September 30, 2004

shartage 

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

shartage by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

shardanae

A resilient and beautifully made female that has endured many trials and tribulations,but overcomes all, sometimes abusive , at first she is stand offish but when your friends with her, she is always there for you. Unfortunately, she's not a big family person, she rather be around folks that can't judge her based off her past. If she has children, they are her strength and focus.

Shardanae is coming over for dinner tonight.

shardanae by Shardanae December 18, 2017

shardage 

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."

shardage by Jako Kot May 13, 2008

Shardabate 

To wank and take a dump then cum on your dump.

i took a massive shardabate

Shardabate by james 85345678923 September 3, 2011

shardattled 

A phrase commonly used by pedophiles, be watchful of anyone who uses this.

"get shardattled on" -suspected pedophile

shardattled by mynamesezra January 25, 2022

Shartage 

Used to describe one whom is sharty

Disgusting look over there it's shartage

Shartage by Hardimonstar July 2, 2023