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shartage 

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.
"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.
shartage by shartage_fan September 8, 2010
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shardanae by Shardanae December 18, 2017

shardage 

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid
two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."
shardage by Jako Kot May 13, 2008

Shardabate 

To wank and take a dump then cum on your dump.
i took a massive shardabate
Shardabate by james 85345678923 September 3, 2011

shardattled 

A phrase commonly used by pedophiles, be watchful of anyone who uses this.
"get shardattled on" -suspected pedophile
shardattled by mynamesezra January 25, 2022

Shartage 

Used to describe one whom is sharty
Disgusting look over there it's shartage
Shartage by Hardimonstar July 2, 2023