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big shag
Big shag derives from the biggest shag of all known human time , legend says he goes by the name of 'Matthew Harris'
big shag by UrbanMyth123 December 6, 2016
retro-shag
Nostalgic sex between ex-lovers. Two possible outcomes: rekindled love or a resumption of hostilities. The latter much more likely, often resulting in house-trashing or post-coital homicide.
Good to see you again. Fancy a retro-shag for old time's sake?
Get lost. I'd rather have sex with a dead sheep. In fact, I couldn't tell the difference.
Get lost. I'd rather have sex with a dead sheep. In fact, I couldn't tell the difference.
retro-shag by adonais February 20, 2007
Proximity shag
One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.
Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...
B: ...live next door. That makes me a...
A: ... proximity shag.
B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
B: ...live next door. That makes me a...
A: ... proximity shag.
B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
Proximity shag by Roo October 6, 2013
The Mexican Hat Shag
So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.
The Mexican Hat Shag by TheJizzla February 11, 2009