are you fucking me seriously?

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

seriosuly

When you've hit it so hard (got mash up on a superb mix of drink and drugs) and you're being sick and you shit yourself at the same time

This generated from a mis-spelling of the word seriously - thus a new word and definition was born.

Contributions from Disco, Curly, Joseph Von Sniffon and Kimberley the Cainer

'maaaan i was so fucked i went home and i was seriosuly'

'do you know that cocktail of absinthe and ketamine got me seriosuly'

by Nicky Nacky Noo April 17, 2008

Serious Guy

When somebody acts/does something which is sooo insane and legendary that no one can question it.

"Yo G, you see Fabian fall?" - T
"yer man, that was legendary..." - C
"Serious Guy" - T

by Connor D Scott December 16, 2008

Serious?

A term Usually used by asains meaning are you serious.

Aki: Yo man, Those gori got banged
Kasim: serious?
Aki: Kasmi

by KhhAllEdd May 17, 2006

seriousalmente

The 1337 spelling of seriously in "Spanish"

"Hey Fletch ain't DF gh3y?"
"Seriousalmente."

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Serioused

The past version of Serious

I was 100% serioused

by C00lorz October 22, 2011

Siriously

The word you scream when Siri comes on you iPhone or iPad when you did not ask for Siri to help you.

“So the other day I was in HISTORY class... (Siri pops up and says how can I help you) OMG SIRIOUSLY?...

by SKULLYARD October 4, 2019