Diversion Selfie

The act of taking a selfie with a misleading caption. Often done to make the perpetrator feel less ridiculous for uploading a blatant attention seeking picture of their semi-naked body.

Diversion Selfie example...
Caption: Loving my new hair
Picture: A down-shot of a cleavage with hair either side. (Main focus on the cleave)

Diversion Selfie by Miss Rant A Lot July 23, 2015

thirst selfie 

When a person constantly post a large number of selfie pictures just to have people like/comment on them

Did you see that girl we work with? She posted another Thirst Selfie online

thirst selfie by IResQu December 25, 2015

South Selfie 

A selfie of the nether region of the body.

That guy is weird! He is always sending me and my friends south selfies. Nobody wants to see his junk!

South Selfie by SullieMarie June 22, 2016

Sandor selfie 

Taking a picture of ones penis, preferably in a classroom

Send me a sandor selfie

Sandor selfie by Ennieknol July 4, 2022

wake up selfie 

When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.

Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."

wake up selfie by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017

Low Selfie-steem 

A chronic disappointment with how ones selfies turn out.

That girl takes like 20 pictures before she finds one she is happy with. She must have low selfie-steem.

Low Selfie-steem by Semiautosteve January 16, 2014

Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.

Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....

Brett Favre Selfie by Salty ballz November 11, 2013