Seltzer water

Another name for an alcoholic beverage that is low key and typically does not draw a lot of attention

Taylor: what's that you're drinking there?
Seanna: It's just some seltzer water

by GoinCnadianBcon April 9, 2016

Shitzel

When you poop and pee on your own poop

Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled

by JackBlack/TrickyTrav July 10, 2019

Shitzteritus

A common disease widespread throughout Area 51 due to the aliens giving the poop dealers poop and is spread while others touching poop. (common) 500,000 U.S cases per year. This disease is treatable by eating coke and mentos (usually takes 666 days to heal).

He went to the poop dealer and received Shitzteritus from eating Bhocalate bhip bookies when the poop dealer touched them.

by Ballflapcrap September 8, 2019

Seiza

Old man

Seiza Means a sexy old man in one of the worlds who’s to stupid and forgetful to even know his sisters name

by Lennyboy April 13, 2022

Shitzo

shit at fortnite

"Yo, that boy is so shitzo"

by Very Shitzo April 15, 2023

Titty Seizure

A massive convulsion throughout the body from a lack of exposure to the female breasts. There is only one known cure.

Titties.

Before Randy could put an end to his nemesis, he had an intense titty seizure. The timing could not have been worse. Randy dropped his gun, letting Tryone kill him with a 2x4 strike to the head.

by Larry the Monkey August 28, 2010

The Shitz

A condition where a dude is really fuckin pissed and really happy at the same time.

Derek: "Yo, Sarah's really moody lately. You know what's up with her?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's got the shitz."

by Senor_man September 8, 2019