seahawks

A secret code word used to tell your cousin that you love her And that when she is feeling sad or down there are many people thinking of her and so proud of her. Xxxxx

I'm going to go to bed now, Seahawks, love you. Xxx

by Tiabrooke January 5, 2013

sexaholic anonymous

To do weed and go mental and become a sexaholic unknown person.

P1: Hey want to do weed and get high and become a sexaholic anonymous like me!?!?!?!?!

P2: Go away old man!

by johnny tightlips December 5, 2003

SEGA/Nintendo Fanboy

A major problem, as are all fanboys. Like all fanboys, they rarely give a reason for their company's superiority, and if they do it's some antiviolence bullshit that either accuses the average Microsoft or Sony gamer of being violent and hating Nintendo for the lack of violence it provides. Although the gibberish that they spurt sometimes has a point, such as their most frequently used phrase that "Xbox has no (very few) fun games, they still ignore the fact that the Dreamcast was shunned, and that many of Sega's earlier systems were also poorly done, with the exception of a few games like Shinobi, and that the Gamecube was on the bottom of the charts during current generation. They will make the excuse, again, that we hate their systems because they don't provide enough violence, but when Resident Evil 4 (possibly one of the most violent and disturbing games of the current generation), it was a Gamecube exclusive. It was still a great game, but this took away their "Microsoft and Sony gamers are violent" line. They're just as much of a n00b as any other fanboy of any other system, and most gamers who meet them fantasize about a video game character (usually Master Chief a la VG Cats) brutally murdering the fanboy. Fanboys give all gamers a bad name.

SEGA/Nintendo fanboy:OMGXBOX SUX!!!11 NINTENDO PWNS PS2 LOL IF U DONT LIKE NINTENDO OMGSHUTUP YOU FAGGOT!1!!
(Master Chief sticks a plasma grenade to fanboy)
(Grenade explodes)
Fanboy:OW!!FUK U!!1!!11
(Master Chief drives up in Warthog)
Master Chief:Now run, little piggy, run.

by Normal Gamer July 18, 2006

Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.

"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."

by PFabian December 20, 2008

seahorse

when you are drunk and fucking a girl, you pee inside her

Bob hooked up with Jane and gave her the seahorse.

by Blue April 6, 2005

steven segall

a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.

Steven segall got owned by chuck norris in rock paper scissors.

by Manuel Lubbers June 14, 2008

Seahorsetitious

A disease in which a person shows an obsessed love of sea horses. They often claim that seahorse are quite beautiful and unreal. The patients noticed with this disease often have a love for taylor swift. Seahorsetitious can be a very deadly disease, in some cases, severe hair-loss may occur. Patients also may become very psychotic, and at some point may lead to believe that they are seahorses and that they belong with their fellow friends under the sea. Sometimes therapy is very strongly recommended. This disease is untreatable, and un-curable. Therapy may reduce urges, but that is all. Many people die of drowning from this disease each year due to searching for their fellow mates. Also, people are sometimes fined for engaging in sexual contact with other seahorse.

Some young men have seahorsetitious.

by -KING OF DOCTORS. July 20, 2010