"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012
Get the Microsoft Second mug.Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021
Get the Second shift mug.Another name for a stalker, or someone watching someone.
Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)
Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)
Person 1: Hey I hear your girlfriend has been seeing another girl.
Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on
Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on
by A15kk February 23, 2013
Get the second shadow mug.When a chick has a guy cum inside her and she goes to the toilet to empty out, only for a few minutes later for it to happen again.
by Jonesy1183 September 28, 2021
Get the Second Drip mug.by Mybad February 14, 2013
Get the Sleepy Second mug.In any sales or Call Center environment a second voice is the use of a second voice to soften the customer into making an otherwise perhaps unwanted purchase/investment/decision. This is basically using the advantage of having a third party enter the relationship and manipulate the customer. This can be used at any stage of the relationship, whenever an agent feels that assistance is needed to make a sale.
by Jonathan "Sales Guru" Jones July 4, 2016
Get the Second Voice mug.Dio Second's are called this because of how long "Dio's Seconds" are in his ability to time stop. Dio Seconds contradict the actual Timestop seconds
Dio: The World! Stop time
Dio: One second has passed! Two seconds have passed! Three seconds have passed! Four seconds... Five seconds have passed, Six seconds have passed. Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power! I can still keep it up! By the way Jotaro, you shouldn't be able to move any longer. You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated. What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break into song! Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful then as I do now! Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!
Jotaro: O-Old man... you were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it. I still have plenty more are to hurl at him.
Dio: Nine seconds have passed! But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.
Jotaro: Y-You bastard...
Dio then hits Jotaro so hard breaking bones in 3 different places, the fight contnues.
Dio will monologue in his "9" Dio seconds despite the fact he has 9 seconds in timestop.
Dio: One second has passed! Two seconds have passed! Three seconds have passed! Four seconds... Five seconds have passed, Six seconds have passed. Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power! I can still keep it up! By the way Jotaro, you shouldn't be able to move any longer. You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated. What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break into song! Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful then as I do now! Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!
Jotaro: O-Old man... you were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it. I still have plenty more are to hurl at him.
Dio: Nine seconds have passed! But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.
Jotaro: Y-You bastard...
Dio then hits Jotaro so hard breaking bones in 3 different places, the fight contnues.
Dio will monologue in his "9" Dio seconds despite the fact he has 9 seconds in timestop.
by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020
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